LEE'S MYTH: So this is apparently the kind of morning when a simple attempt to make a fried egg turns into Popcorn for Breakfast. Let my biographers make of it what they will.
FRIEND: On the mostly cloudy winter morning of Jan. 19, 2014, LEE'S MYTH went into her kitchen as whimsical as always. Instead of making a fried egg, which was a staple for the first and important meal of the day back in those days, she made popcorn. Little did she know it heralded the dawn of a new era. By 2050, popcorn was considered the breakfast of champions.
LEE'S MYTH: Hahaha! That is awesome. FRIEND, you are now my official authorized biographer. 😉
LEE'S MYTH: (Unfortunately, the real story involves an element of horror - an egg with a Black Yolk and the stench of Mordor....)
FRIEND: This authorized biographer has the next 40 years to improve her writing:)
LEE'S MYTH: And I guess I have 40 more years to come up with some achievement that will justify a full-length biography.... Hmm, no pressure, right? 🙂
So far, as of January 2023, it's looking like I may have to hire my own biographers if I want even a cheesy biographical pamphlet. But there are two more Mordor-adjacent incidents to report since 2014.
2017: Ungoliant visited during a brief warm spell in February and sank her fangs into our tree:
2022: A batch of cookies was thwarted by the Black Yolk of Mordor.
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